Whoever did this tattoo obviously started at the top and then lost interest about halfway through. “Damn, who knew this would take so long? I’m getting kinda bored. I’m just gonna draw this chick’s body real quick, hide her hands behind something, aaaaannndd DONE.”

Speaking as someone with a short attention span, I completely understand. I mean, sometimes just writing these posts is… um… wait. What were we talking about? You know what? Forget it. Here’s a picture of a squirrel sexually harassing a cat:

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Dang. I’ve mocked tattoos for looking like Lisa Frank school supplies before, but this one really takes the rainbow cake. I want to open up this woman’s back, stash my book report on Ishi: Last of His Tribe inside, and then scribble “I ♥ Doogie Howser” on the back about two hundred times.

Ink Spotter: Adrianne

…to stop smoking? To NEVER stop smoking?

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…to be a better Christian? Or perhaps you’ve added a few (say…seven) things to your bucket list?

Ink Spotter: Kevin H

Me? I’m going to stop carrying the world on my shoulders. And while we’re making clichéd resolutions, I’m also going to think outside the box, treat others as I would like them to treat me, turn the other cheek, and…

Also Going to Lose Weight (by Subbing Whiskey for Beer) is a post from: Buzz Shock

You know, this isn’t so bad. I do think it’s kind of a tool-bag move to get a tattoo of one’s own name, but not nearly so much as, say…this:

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I mean really, if you’re going to take it this far, why not go all the way and get your entire lower half tattooed to look like Nantucket reds, hm old sport?