Buzz Shock

Ink Spotter: Joseph

You know, “Pop Orn.” It’s a nickname for Studer’s Popular Ornithology. This tattoo combines the owner’s love of bird-watching and movie-theater concession items. It makes complete sense.

No? Okay, how about turning it into “Tampopo, R.N.,” the (made-up) sequel to the 1985 Japanese comedy where the widowed owner of the diner decides on a career change and goes to nursing school (with hilarious results).

“Hippo porn”? I’m just trying to help here.

Ink Spotter: Phoenix

Have they updated Operation again? I remember the Charley Horse, and the Bread Basket. But the Aroused Nipple had better be worth 2000 points.

Ink Spotter: Aaron

Katie Bugg looks a lot like my Uncle Lou did last Christmas after one too many Irish coffees. I wonder if she’s ever lit a pleather recliner on fire by passing out with a lit cigarette in her hand.

Ink Spotter: Lauren

People get tattooed for a variety of reasons, but a common desire is to honor something for which one has a deep and abiding reverence.

Which is why it’s kind of a miracle that I made it through college without getting a “King Pin Donuts” tattoo on my donut-fattened ass. A miracle that I am thankful for every day.