Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
I love breakfast more than anything else in the world, so I can hardly fault someone for getting it tattooed right on top of his head. But if you’re going to bother with the fork, why not go all the way and include all the elements of a balanced breakfast? Like a glass of O.J., a plate of sourdough toast, a side of bacon, and a six-pack of Miller High Life.
What? You wouldn’t want to drink anything heavier. It’s breakfast.
Ink Spotter: Joseph
You know, “Pop Orn.” It’s a nickname for Studer’s Popular Ornithology. This tattoo combines the owner’s love of bird-watching and movie-theater concession items. It makes complete sense.
No? Okay, how about turning it into “Tampopo, R.N.,” the (made-up) sequel to the 1985 Japanese comedy where the widowed owner of the diner decides on a career change and goes to nursing school (with hilarious results).
“Hippo porn”? I’m just trying to help here.
Author: Jessica Categories: Ugliest Tattoos Tags: Career Change, Concession, fail, fail photo, fail picture, failure, food, Funny Porn, Funny Tattoos, Hilarious Results, Hippo, Japanese Comedy, love, Movie Theater, Nickname, Nursing School, Ornithology, Pid, Porn, R Type, Sequel, spell check, Studer, tattoo, ugly, Voter Id, words
Ink Spotter: Lauren
People get tattooed for a variety of reasons, but a common desire is to honor something for which one has a deep and abiding reverence.
Which is why it’s kind of a miracle that I made it through college without getting a “King Pin Donuts” tattoo on my donut-fattened ass. A miracle that I am thankful for every day.
Author: Jessica Categories: Ugliest Tattoos Tags: brand loyalty, Desire, Donut, donuts, fail, fail photo, fail picture, failure, food, Funny Tattoos, King Pin, Miracle, Pid, Postmodern, R Type, Reverence, tattoo, Voter Id, words
