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What? What is it that you heart, Chanticleer? Spit it out, goddammit, we want to know! Thanks to Corporate Compliance
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Looking at this tattoo is kind of like hearing a punch line without having heard the joke that preceded it. “No, no, I said ‘horse PIANIST.’” Or “He doesn’t know that one, but maybe if you hum a few bars?” Or “So then the rabbi says, ‘There’s no such thing as kosher foie gras. Hey, what happened to my bunion cream?’”
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This piece was done by Roget Peekytoe of Elko, Nevada, the world’s foremost tattoo artist specializing in both pet portraits and transgendered werewolves doing the Robot.
He has a waiting list of 30 to 45 minutes, during which time he’s not actually working on other clients, but rather watching old episodes of ThunderCats that he has on Betamax while having a bowl of Easy Mac. They say that patience is its own reward, but I think that the above picture suggests otherwise.
Dang. I’ve mocked tattoos for looking like Lisa Frank school supplies before, but this one really takes the rainbow cake. I want to open up this woman’s back, stash my book report on Ishi: Last of His Tribe inside, and then scribble “I ♥ Doogie Howser” on the back about two hundred times.
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You know, this isn’t so bad. I do think it’s kind of a tool-bag move to get a tattoo of one’s own name, but not nearly so much as, say…this:
Source: Fun-zor
I mean really, if you’re going to take it this far, why not go all the way and get your entire lower half tattooed to look like Nantucket reds, hm old sport?
Ink Spotter: Nacho B
You’ve got to hand it to a guy for making the best of a bad situation. I mean, one time I burned my hand while making crème brûlée. And yet it never occurred to me to turn the scar into a tattoo of a four-ounce ceramic ramekin. Which would have been totally hardcore. Right?
Ink Spotter: Carrie M
Really? A masturbation metaphor tattoo? Did you pass on Spanking the Monkey and Turning Japanese? I mean, sure, Onanism is one of the greatest gifts we’ve been given, but don’t you have other ways to celebrate it?
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