Buzz Shock

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Looking at this tattoo is kind of like hearing a punch line without having heard the joke that preceded it. “No, no, I said ‘horse PIANIST.’” Or “He doesn’t know that one, but maybe if you hum a few bars?” Or “So then the rabbi says, ‘There’s no such thing as kosher foie gras. Hey, what happened to my bunion cream?’”

Parking Fail

This always happens to me

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Trix Spotted This Hawttie

Aww damn, you just got dunked like a donut!

-Joe Hawtness

Thanks to Boobietown

Anon Spotted This Penguin As we’ve demonstrated before penguins (or guys in penguin suits) are totally in to surprise buttsecks

brew: he had a heart attack, look at his expression… i think he died in agony knowing that he’ll go to hell for beastiality (from penguin point of view).

Anon Spotted This Hawttie

It is her mask I see warning me of terrible futures and shepherding lost souls…
This creepy moment has been brought to you by Joe Hawtness and thanks to cool golf stuff

Anon Spotted This Crazy-Lady

CM: Two words, honey: DECAF.

That’s only one word… Thanks to Beer Helps

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w00p Spotted This Shepard Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep, but then she finally found him. He wasn’t alone when he came home for he had found a cameraman. Little Bo Peep’s heart did leap when she saw the money she’d be making. When it was done the sheep thought, “what fun!” But, now lets go rollerskating. -Joe Hawtness thanks to two skateboards

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This piece was done by Roget Peekytoe of Elko, Nevada, the world’s foremost tattoo artist specializing in both pet portraits and transgendered werewolves doing the Robot.

He has a waiting list of 30 to 45 minutes, during which time he’s not actually working on other clients, but rather watching old episodes of ThunderCats that he has on Betamax while having a bowl of Easy Mac. They say that patience is its own reward, but I think that the above picture suggests otherwise.